The idea of the magic card “Swords to plowshares” is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.
This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you’re an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its worm.
check out Minions of Mirth, the only mmo I’m aware of that had both a dedicated scream hotkey and a catastrophic hard drive failure that resulted in the total corruption of the official servers (you can still play offline though)
I genuinely recommend doing a singleplayer run (there’s an official multibox mechanic, so you can play it as a party based rpg) if you enjoy the uncanny feeling of dead mmos
here’s an entire mmo where you’re the only living person and everything is really scary
also I’d be remiss to recommend Minions of Mirth in 2023 without also mentioning that while the game does have a manual, you’re better off using this fansite
final note: it turns out there’s actually a private server that’s trying to continue development? I hadn’t heard of it until now, but they’ve got a discord server up (cannot vouch for or against it, but if you want multiplayer, that’s your best bet)
that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.
ngl, i’m lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i’m lying.
John.
what’s up?
this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported
1/30/22
ok but op how did this come about. were you so boring to treat that they asked for webcomic recommendations. did you promise to calm down if they recited your holy texts. what
i was stabbed a little and i thought if he read homestuck to me i’d fade out quicker. i’m kinda ugly so he agreed.
OP ARE YOU OK???? WHAT IS “A LITTLE”???
You see, this is the type of interaction that literally could not happen on any other website.
had someone comment “investing at x notes” on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I’m being honest
get urself a new portfolio manager my guy because your investments ain’t going nowhere
